Learning Things At School

Today, I think, I've learnt the most important thing. The most commonly used and the most precious knowledge in computersystems administration.

"How To Prevent Users From Logging In To The System"

Now, if you know this, and handle it well you will have no problems at all. Just don't let those f*ckers log in! Problem Solved, no issues... Have a coffee-break.

Seriously, the majority of all fuckups in the computer world is what I call an Error 503.

Error 503: Bad user. Please replace user and press OK to continue!

Meanwhile.... In the real world where puppets grow legs and raid supermarkets: I am tired, a bit off-beat and really just want to stay home and sleep. I'm a bit knackered as the English would have it.